Made Lemonade Again

Still recovering a bit from last May's "thousand year flood" in Nashville, my family watched nervously as water rose yet again around our house. We were not particularly comforted as a mating pair of mallard ducks swam past our front steps. My Mom inquired if now was the time to bug out, asking if should evacuate while we still had the chance. I said, "Heavens no, think how lucky we are to own a piece of beach front property." To local readers, stay safe out there.