The Golf Summit

President Barack Hussein Obama plays golf today with the Republican Speaker of the US House of Representatives John Boehner. They will supposedly be discussing ways to work together to save the economy while challenging a few holes. Why sink a few putts when you can sink your own nation? After that, the "Das Kapital" President Obama and the "Cry Me a River" Speaker Boehner can discuss war policy over a thrilling game of paintball and cap off the evening with a stimulating exchange on education over dinner and arcade games at Chuck E. Cheese. It is long passed time that we start electing responsible adults to find real solutions to America's very real problems and those answers will probably not be found by preening narcissists over their Callaways.