The Traveler's Delight

Norovirus on a luxury cruise/ A bathroom in Istanbul that an elephant just used/ A TSA screener from Pelican Bay/ And where he grabbed me I'd rather not say/ Submitting to people that you can not sue/ Whose very presence you come to rue/ But poor ole traveler you best just make due/ If they were your fast food servers,/ You'd throw the burger away/ But you are Federally-compelled, you just have to obey/ Or a trip to the pen is on the way/ Tired from driving on a stressful day/ A motel respite will save the day/ Wake up with bedbugs or are they lice?/ Try not to step on the gifts from the mice/ America has become a cesspool, a slum/ Where a hard working Joe is treated like a bum/ You used to look forward to the free time to travel/ But all your bon voyage dreams have began to unravel/ Who knew you would so look forward to getting back to work?/ At least there you don't have to deal with the TSA jerk.