The New Stimulus

President Barack Hussein Obama intends to pour the rest of the productive private sector into the creation of a new "flux capacitor" where we can turn back time to where we had a good economy. Obama will even ask well-known Democrat-sympathizer Michael J. Fox to pilot the new "revive the economy my means of looting it until we achieve time travel" program which is every bit as likely as returning prosperity to the nation by taxing the few productive job creators we have left.