A Political Promenade

"I am guilty/ In a condition of constant contrition/ I must confess I should have done less"/ Are words you'll never hear a politician say/ "I am innocent"/ But the laughter won't relent/ "I never bent the rules a single day/ This isn't farce/ My words I don't parse/ So, please don't put me away"/ "I'm just an honest man with the perfect plan"/ (To take your money and make you obey)