Diabolically Demented Definitions

Politics: the practice of the dishonest separating the honest from their money. Income tax: a method of stripping the productive of their incentive and assets to fatten politicians and throw enough crumbs to parasites for politicians to keep power. Gun control: an insurance policy for felons that assures they conduct their profession without risk. Socialized medicine: the rationing of treatment to facilitate a speedy end of life with less cost incurred by politicians. Politicians: a group dedicated to perpetuating themselves at the expense of others without regard to social welfare or moral constraint.