Wednesday, December 17, 2008

No Nolan Ryan

Iraq's legend-in-the-making shoe tosser evidently gave his cameraman a martyrdom note before he wound up for his antics. He did not think he would survive his enterprise. He was trying to commit shoe-icide for the greater glory of Allah. Maybe, the Yankees will invite him to training camp next year. He would probably be popular in parts of Manhattan. The Secret Service can retain Ivan Rodriguez for the Presidential detail in trade let us say for the Maine Senate delegation. I understand Olympia Snowe can really block the plate.

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