Presidents Prompt Parody

The United States would never elect a Lothario, a serial adulterer of the first magnitude and a fellow whose proclivities might well include sexual imposition (read as rape) on more than one woman to the highest office. Just could not happen- nor would we send a bumbler to the Oval Office who would call the forces that had just attacked us "the religion of peace", and in a center-right nation such as this, a crypto-Marxist would never gain national office, abetted by a handmaiden press only too willing to obscure his record as one of the most radical Senators ever and cover the holes in his biography by not asking the kind of probing questions that are asked of every candidate for alderman. Never could happen- not in America anyway.