Let's Make Lemonade

Long a tradition on Independence Day, let's squeeze the lemons Obama is throwing us and turn them into delicious lemonade. We may all have the opportunity to learn Arabic under Obama so we can read our Korans or perhaps Mandarin if our new masters turn out to be the Red Chinese. We'll never have the burden of cleaning our guns again-think what we can do with the time (if the BATF or the new civilian militia doesn't kill us when they come to confiscate our firearms). Our power bills may shrink as the meters don't run during blackouts. We'll be thinner losing what we have already purchased in the fridge and freezer to spoilage while farmers are strangled by cap and trade, water restrictions, or environmental regulation. Even recovering liberal comedian Paul Rodriguez realized the coming insanity as his farm and those of his fellow farmers around Fresno, California are deprived of water necessary to sustain their crops by this enviro-tyrant and his new enviro-tyranny. We may not even be able to grow those lemons-so it may be a very dry Fourth.