The Eager Beaver

Barack Obama could not wait to get to work today. He threw himself into signing executive orders, proving there is not a lazy bone in his body. He can't wait to go about the business of ruining the country. He is portrayed as a real go-getter as opposed to the media characterizations of his predecessor. Just a couple of days ago, Bush was smeared with "he never let two wars and the economic collapse stand in the way of his leisure time" with Lester Holt of NBC reporting that Forty-three had visited Camp David more than one hundred and forty(140) times, not to mention his trips to Crawford. Even Bush's exit was not treated with grace by the dinosaur media, and the poor departing President was even jeered with "na-na-na-he-he" on the inauguration podium. The old-line press are political partisans, and the chanters are utterly lacking in class.