An Epic Event

Bob Schieffer is retiring From CBS Snooze. His departure from Sunday morning television may not be quite up to the final episode of M.A.S.H., but I imagine his final Face the Nation will double his regular audience. I am sure nationwide at least several hundred more people will tune in to wave goodbye to the heart on the sleeve liberal liar, who occasionally pretended objectivity to keep Republican guests from ostracizing the increasingly ossified leftist mouthpiece. I never really cared that old Bob was on the air. I will not miss him now that he is leaving. I have no doubt that his replacement will be just as much a partisan hack as Schieffer, the has-been (if he ever really was), has been.