The Premier Fakers

Albert Gore is scheduled to attend the premiere of Quentin Tarantino's blood fest Nazi-smashing spectacle in Nashville, Tennessee. The movie is a juvenile, cartoonish revenge fantasy, which one would expect someone who dropped out of school at fourteen to project on the all too real horror of Nazism. The dropout Tarantino shares producer Lawrence Bender with the former Vice President. Hence the global warming entrepreneur Gore's participation. An Inconvenient Truth is every bit as fictionalized as the pretend war movie. One was contrived as innocent catharsis by a jovial lout, lacking sophistication or formal education, the other was schemed by a consummate manipulator to place vast sums of cap and trade money eventually into his pockets with the tangential effect of stealing your rights and freedoms and creating a caste system , where Gore owns boats and flies in jets, but we of the mere common classes never will be able to as we will have been gulled into relinquishing those privileges to the Hollywood elite, Occidental scions like Gore himself, and the Arianna Huffingtons of the world. After all, Saint- Tropez was becoming too crowded to glow in your all-over global warming tan.