Essentially Preposterous Agenda

The Environmental Protection Agency today announced its intention to regulate six so-called greenhouse gases. If you are reading this, you will be subject to regulation by this new measure. You breathe, you exhale, your exhalation contains carbon dioxide. Carbon dioxide is the most plentiful substance on earth. We are all carbon-based lifeforms. We are all damaging our precious globe simply by being, according to our power-mad administration which will use the new rules to drive up the cost of energy, destroying industry and making travel almost cost-prohibitive. Obama will make the EPA into the "energy pilfering arm" of government. "BO" (as in body odor) is hellbent on destroying our way of life as we have known it and preventing any prospect of recovery or prosperity.