A Real Joke

Light-brain Harry Reid says he heard that Mitt Romney did not pay income tax for ten years. I heard that a decade ago Senator Reid took tea with aliens in Area 57. I would say these two assertions are equally authoritatively sourced. I heard mine at the stockyard from a bull and a little birdie may have whispered in the Nevada ne'er-do-well's left ear. Let us see how many votes are swayed by this creative speculation.