Left's Parallel Universe

Admiring Barack Obama as he soared above we mortals, up with his peers to the heights of Olympus (though he failed to land the Olympics), I just had to reflect on the composition of the modern liberal. First no one is ever willfully poor, or even in poverty due to condition or circumstance. They are impoverished because of the selfish and evil enterprise known as capitalism. Sloth does not exist and differences in performance are not due to differences in genes or work ethic but an oppressive white male Christian patriarchy that has deliberately kept the other down. Our external enemies are only against us because of our excesses and Israel is the cause of all violence and friction in the world. The Nobel Committee's actions are perfectly rational- a bunch of leftists rewarding a radical (Obama) who is bent on destroying the last superpower (America). The irony is Obama has largely continued many of the previous President Bush's policies, but when Barack does this he is beloved, while Bush was despised. Obama has many international friends who want to see the US weakened and realize Obama is mangling the economy in ways not seen since FDR. Obama may believe he is President of the world, but the reactionary forces like Islamism know Obama is a joke and are preparing to deliver a tragic punchline.