Ludicrous Bowl Season

Two tough six and six teams will be battling it out in the Bologna Bowl, but the top two running backs from Podunk University will be sitting it out as they enter the transfer portal along with the record-setting quarterback who is a legit pro prospect having set records for completion percentage and touchdowns passing this season, but dread not Podunk fans, Tech has all eleven offensive starters out as they have agreed to a package deal to transfer over to A & M.