Friday's Fauci Follies

(Parody) You may be permitted to leave your house so long as you are booster vaccinated and wear seven masks or a NASA spacesuit. You can allow someone to enter your abode only if they are in a bubble. If you violate any of these requirements, you will be deliberately exposed to COVID and face death to a degree of certainty of around one percent. Fear the pandemic but quake in terror for all that is being done to "protect us" from it.