Football National Champion

A freakish, almost unheard of event has taken place. The University of Alabama Crimson Tide football team has won the national championship of major college football. Underdogs in virtually every game, the overmatched, plucky little Alabama players somehow managed to overcome all challenges (save Auburn) to somehow prevail. And they always exemplified class while doing it- especially Bo Scarbrough. Oh wait- the Tide were favorites in every game they won and are pretty much a pro team in college uniforms- never mind.