The Sunday Funnies

Our wonder (but hopefully not worry) today is whether the balloon overhead is from Red China or the Red Planet or perhaps the Red Rock Weather Watchers. Dread not though, our fighter plane wing and ack ack batteries are primed and ready to shoot them all down. Just beware of falling missile debris and spent antiaircraft munitions falling on your heads. The tinfoil hats will not stop that, so you best walk around in your finest helmet.