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Has anyone noticed that some TSA screeners seem to enjoy their jobs too darn much? When most people talk about cracking open a cold one, they don't mean a 737 at thirty-eight thousand feet. Gee, America is supporting the installation of a new leader in Ivory Coast who happens to be a Muslim Outtara who will incidentally be supplanting a Christian Gbagbo. Outtara's forces seem to have massacred a thousand or so Christians who had taken refuge at a Catholic compound, but somehow Outtara has been selected as the better alternative by the UN and world powers over a leader with sticky fingers in Gbagbo who may have pocketed a little more than the cocoa companies wanted to pay him. As the globe seems to be on fire, try to keep an extinguisher handy.